We are starving English t shirt designers.   We live in a basement flat with no lampshades or wallpaper in Kentish Town, north west London. Mainly, we survive by catching sparrows and eating them. That's how bad it is. But enough about us. We'd like to invite you to take our hands, pull up a chair, and wander headlong around these electronic computer pages as our guest and casual lover.   And, if you're passing Camden Lock Market, feel free to pop by the East Yard and say Hello. Or 'Bonjour', as the case may be.