Bored of excitement – The griefjunkie blog
Archive for August, 2008
ogm!!!111! teh matrimony’’s!!11
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
Ahoy there, casual lovers
I decided to escape the
confines of Griefjunkie Towers and go to a county fair the other day, which
is how I came to be watching fourteen sullen labradors being led around
a field in the pouring rain to, improbably, Solitary Sister by Seal. I had been
particularly keen to see the display of working dogs in case they were
going to pull accountancy skillz out, but they had nothing more
remarkable than the ability to walk slowly in a big circle, although
one of them was pulling a tiny cart that had nothing in it. I am a
noted dogophile and tbh cant get enough of the hairy little fools, but
it was proper raining so I left them to their unenthusiastic wanderings
and took shelter in the Star Wars Role Players tent till it stopped.
I also entered a tombola, but won fuck all.
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ogm11!!1 dinner is served!11
Thursday, August 14th, 2008
Ahoy there, casual lovers
With his wedding hurtling towards us with dizzying speed, Joe has discovered that to get married in this country costs £103.50. That covers everything you need – vicar, poisonous gossip, scuffles at the buffet, and so forth – and seems a bit steep, really. It seems especially pricey when you consider that the cost of legally kicking a naked midget in the UK is just £20.
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ogm!!11 teh aminal’’s!1
Sunday, August 3rd, 2008
Ahoy there, casual lovers
Yeah last night saw a short wander up the canal for those of us in the East Yard to London’s popular London Zoo. They do these late opening evenings there now and then – a bit like a parents’ evening I suppose, where all the animals’ parents are invited in to chat to the zookeeper – and we get free tickets because we are the best. I had a hotdog and then saw a lion roar, then sneeze, then look embarrassed, and as you can imagine I was well chuffed with that.
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