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Thursday, October 24th, 2013
I have never knowingly been naked. Imagine my surprise, therefore, to recently find myself posing nude for a charity calendar, with nothing to preserve my modesty but a mug of tea and a strategically-placed copy of Little Dorrit. Physically, I am a patchwork of parts that are either pasty or hairy or both, and the whole mouth-watering ensemble was not enhanced by cycling 26 miles through a freezing downpour immediately prior to the photo shoot. The resulting study is being mercilessly prepared for the contemplation of a horrified public even as I write, and nothing can stop it.