Comments on: Middle Class People Can’t Say ‘Mate’

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 23:33:48 +0000

Those wartime propaganda accents are excellent though, and I for one would not be surprised if the Hun was indeed dropping parachutists dressed as nuns into our lovely villages.

By: Ruthie 'Free Massage'

Ruthie 'Free Massage' — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:40:38 +0000

Older women overheating and getting seriously shirty with each other in hyserical wartime propaganda accents in my local Waitrose because I’m too tight to spend a quid on the bus to Tescos. That’s all I’m saying.

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:26:04 +0000

Cholcolate Labrador? Like an Easter Bunny, I assume. Sounds delicious.

By: Stevie

Stevie — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:55:05 +0000

That’s an excellent idea, Paul, and a much more realistic ambition than say abseiling down Kilimanjaro, which would probably involve joining the local Round Table, making friends with like minded individuals and then having to do a series of pig-roasts to raise the money to fund it. As there are so many potholes in our roads, a ride in a 4 by 4 would be a very pleasant experience indeed and if you could borrow a chocolate labrador, you could avoid the frosty glares of the Smart car drivers too.

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 08:28:45 +0000

The first time I saw a Smart Car, Mrs Muir, I thought it was a pencil sharpener. My poor understanding of how the coutnryside works leads to believe that small livestock are driven around by their parents, who are bigger livestock, on their way to animal school, in which case yes, it would be foolish to have anything other than a 4×4. I have never in my life been in a 4×4, and am adding it to my Things To Do list.

By: Stevie

Stevie — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 20:38:32 +0000

I would like to say you’re not wrong too Paul, but my friend has a Pret discount card, so is obliged to go there rather than KFC, which means she’s not really making a proper consumer choice. It’s a bit like those people who genuinely need a 4 wheel drive to transport small livestock around in, but who still get frosty looks from people driving Smart Cars.

By: Paul

Paul — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 18:34:41 +0000

You’re not wrong, Stevie. Also whether you are Pret or KFC.

By: Stevie

Stevie — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 09:38:03 +0000

The real test is how you say bottom.

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 05 May 2010 15:31:16 +0000

Yes. I am trying to revive my fortunes by marrying above my social standing.

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 05 May 2010 15:10:32 +0000

I never really got on with Red Dwarf, but I think you may be right.