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    Ordering

    Couldn't be simpler. It's a website. Just click on stuff. Easy.

    Very often, we'll have your t in the post the next day. If we have to do something a bit special, it might take a couple of extra days - which brings us neatly onto:

    Teh care:

    It's a t shirt, not an ice sculpture.   Instruct your domestic staff to wash it normally and not iron over teh printing and everything will be just peachy.

    Teh tumbledrying:

    We wouldn't recommend you tumble dry our shirts.  Robust as they are, everything goes nuts in a tumble dryer.   It's like flying into a black hole - logic and physics are just bystanders once you press the 'On' button.   Hang them over a radiator like we do, or, if you know anyone with a garden, put them on a washing line.

    Teh sizing:

    Quite honestly, we didn't have a clue what Medium or whatever actually meant until recently.   However, we've got that sorted now.  So here's a handy guide, with imperial - metric conversions, for foreign types.  We're looking at you, Sweden, with your load0s of site visits and no hot purchase action to show for it:

    S = 36 inches = 0.00914 km

    M = 38 - 40 inches = 0.00965 - 0.01002 km

    L = 42 inches = 0.01063 km

    XL = 44 - 46 inches = 0.01127 - 0.01168 km

    They are all pre shrunk too, as we found out when we tried to boil a load of Mediums in an attempt to make them Small.   This was shortly after Damien's 'Ah don't worry, they'll just want mediums, trust me, I know what I'm doing' initiative.   So don't worry about them turning into Barbie and Ken sizes when you chuck them in with your jeans, ballgowns or rubber slut playwear.

    Teh Colours:

    Even though we already have all colours of teh rainbow here - yellow, red, olive, black and blue - we can get hold of pretty much any damn thing you want.  So just computermail us if you want us to put one of teh designs on a different colour.

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