OrderingCouldn't be simpler. It's a website. Just click on stuff. Easy. Very often, we'll have your t in the post the next day. If we have to do something a bit special, it might take a couple of extra days - which brings us neatly onto: Teh care:It's a t shirt, not an ice sculpture. Instruct your domestic staff to wash it normally and not iron over teh printing and everything will be just peachy. Teh tumbledrying:We wouldn't recommend you tumble dry our shirts. Robust as they are, everything goes nuts in a tumble dryer. It's like flying into a black hole - logic and physics are just bystanders once you press the 'On' button. Hang them over a radiator like we do, or, if you know anyone with a garden, put them on a washing line. Teh sizing:
Quite honestly, we didn't have a clue what Medium or whatever actually meant until recently. However, we've got that sorted now. So here's a handy guide, with imperial - metric conversions, for foreign types. We're looking at you, Sweden, with your load0s of site visits and no hot purchase action to show for it:
Teh Colours:Even though we already have all colours of teh rainbow here - yellow, red, olive, black and blue - we can get hold of pretty much any damn thing you want. So just computermail us if you want us to put one of teh designs on a different colour. Your Shopping Cart
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