Beam Me Up, Biscotti apron 

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Ideal for lovers of Star Trek or those indigestible biscuits made of coal that Italians give you in case you start to enjoy your coffee too much.


(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itelf is catering quality polycotton, suitable any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers.)

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yoda impersonation!