Can You Smell Burning? apron 

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Years ago, Paul's mum said this while walking out of a kitchen in which she had inadvertently started a small fire.


(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers.)

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