Chairman Of The Chopping Board apron
It's not just the chopping board you're chairman of when wearing this apron. It's the whole kitchen area, and it'll be a complete shambles unless you're in charge.
(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers.)
Model: Auntie Amanda.