Chicken On The Dock Of The Bay apron
The sea air's bound to make you a bit peckish after a while, what with all that sitting on docks of bays and such. Be that as it may, here is a poultry-related tribute to Otis Redding.
(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers.)
Model: Auntie Amanda.