Do You Like My Baps? apron
This is an innuendo. For the benefit of foreign types: in England, baps are small loaves that look a bit like tits.
(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers.)