Fondue Ron Ron Ron Fondue Ron Ron apron 

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'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still', according to the lyrics of the Crystals' 1963 classic Da Do Ron Ron Ron. The song is heavily laced with tragedy, as despite recovering from heart failure, the chorus reveals that the subject of the song can now only speak like someone with cerebral palsy.


(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers).

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Rain. Kettle on, table covered in festival trading applications. Might have an orange.