May The Forks Be With You apron 

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The Star Wars prequels were rubbish because no part of them took place in a kitchen or food preparation area of any kind. Imagine Ben Kenobi going at the Daleks or whatever with a fish slice - now THAT would have been good cinema, baby.

(Every weekend at our Greenwich Market stall, we have people who don't understand the reference here. Ffs.)


(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itelf is catering quality polycotton, suitable any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers).

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