Meal Or No Meal apron 

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Always the same at quarter past four here, as we sit on the sofa awaiting the classic opening lines '22 identical boxes. Quarter of a million pounds. Just one question - do you want it, or not?' delivered by Noel Edmonds, who is nice but you get the impression is also icy cold to the touch.


(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers).

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