Omelette Me Be Your Fantasy apron

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Let Me be Your Fantasy was released by Baby D in 1994. It seems to be the sort of thing that people who weren't into Pulp, Suede, Blur, Oasis, Sleeper, Morrissey and Elastica were listening to, and therefore totally passed us by. Anyway, here it is, complete with an egg reference.

(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers).