Phonetic Tube Map
Yeah people laugh at Americans and whatever for not being able to pronounce 'Leicester' properly, as in Leicester Square, but that fact is that is DOES look like Liesester.
This map puts all that right, and enables the reader to speak in the manner of Paul's grandfather, a former East End curtain thief.
(Yeah, this is an A1 sized print. That means it's 84.1 x 59.4 cm, 33.1 x 23.4 inches, or, if like us you measure things in dogs, it's roughly two Jack Russells by three Jack Russells, or six Jack Russells squared. We can do them in other sizes, yes).