Salad Makes Jesus Cry apron 

Photograph: Salad Makes Jesus Cry apron

This comes from a list of reasons not to be become a vegan put forward by Paul at the Duke of Wellington public house, Toynbee Street London E1, in the early hours of a November morning in 2007.


(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers).

Choose your item

  1. £14.99

    Usually shipped within

  2. Tell a friend

 You love it 

Become a Member

Pretty snowy in SW17. You couldn't make it up.