Stop! Hummus Time! apron
There is simply not enough MC Hammer-related kitchenware in the world. And you certainly 'can't touch this' apron for style and elegance and all that.
(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers).
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