Tagine Genie apron
We're not entirely sure what Jean Genie is all about, but David Bowie is one of our most exciting young pop stars, and we're sure he'll be around for a while yet.
(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers.)
Model: Auntie Amanda.