Tennis Is Boring t shirt
As in war, there are no winners when tennis comes to town - only losers. It just goes on and on and on and on. The only purpose of this stupid game is to move both participant and spectator a few hours closer to death, and the only reason the scoring is 15 - 30 - 40 instead of, perhaps, 1 - 2 - 3 is to make it look like more stuff has happened than actually has. You owe it to yourself and everyone you love to own this t-shirt.
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