This Charming Flan apron
This is the second of our Smiths related aprons, would you believe. Surely one simply isn't enough.
(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers.)
Model: Auntie Amanda.