To Infinity And Blancmange apron
Buzz Lightyear would possibly say this, if he was some kind of chef. You never know.
(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers.)
Model: Auntie Amanda.