Ugly Is Better Than Fat t shirt

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Say it loud - you're ugly and proud. You know why fat people always look so jolly? Because they are laughing. Laughing at you. Look at them with their excuses - cake retention, over-active doughnut gland, big chocolate-stuffed bones. It isn't true. The only way you can be heavier than eighteen stone is by eating an entire wedding buffet for breakfast, every single morning. But that isn't all: like a plague of slow, wheezy locusts, fatties will descend upon our nation and eat everything, unless steps are taken to stop them now. Let them know you're onto them by owning this t shirt.

(There is Fat Is Better Than Ugly t, too, but we haven't got a graphic for it yet.)