We All Live In A Paella Submarine apron
You have no idea how long it took us to get 'paella' to rhyme with 'yellow', but we got there in the end. You have to wonder how we earn a living do this.
(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a lot nicer in real life than it does here, which will be a relief to cyber shoppers.)
Model: Auntie Amanda.