You've Got To Fight For Your Right Chapati apron
Beastie Boys/Indian cuisine tribute apron - and not before time, because surely everyone likes at least one of those things.
(Product consists of 50% apron 50% wording. Apron itself is catering quality poly-cotton, suitable for any kind of ill treatment you might want to give it. It also looks a look nicer in real life than on this slightly dodgy graphic.)
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